Utot

For the fourth time last night, I was accused of farting inside the taxi by no other than my crazy husband.

And for the fourth time, I denied it and he wouldn't believe me!!!


The scenario went like this.

The taxi driver, husband and I were all quiet trying to be patient because of the traffic jam.

Suddenly, there was this awful smell enveloping the taxi.

What's worse was that I could not open the taxi window.

Husband looked at me in disgust and told me to stop farting.

Of course, I denied it. Simply because IT WAS NOT ME!

I repeatedly told him that it was the taxi driver who released the gas not me.

He wouldn't believe me.

This is what you get when you are married. It's always your fault.

FRED! Hindi ako yung umutot kagabi, si Manong driver ulit yun! I SWEAR.

Mind you, this happened 4 times already.

$^&**^$%$^%&^!!!

I'm going to make your day :)

Husband sent this video to me during the most boring hour of my day kanina.



LOL!

Dare

Found this from Joy's facebook.

Never mind if it's real. But if it is, will you dare cross the street?

Things I Miss....

Since I have been pregnant for 7 months or so, I miss to do a lot of things that include:

1. Aromatherapy Massage. This is the first thing I'm gonna after I pop. 3 hours of massage.

2. Stretching every morning. I get cramps if I stretch. So I somehow avoid it.

3. Drinking MATCHA LATTE, Twinings' Black Tea (In Apple Cinnamon and Raisin and Peach Flavors) and Twinings' Earl Grey Tea with Milk

4. SHOPPING for normal sizes.

5. Not spending so much money in the hospital and laboratory tests.

6. Riding the plane to go somewhere.

7. Eating fishball, kikiam and kwek kwek (I try not to eat street food to lessen the exposure to typhoid)

8. Walking in my normal pace

9. MY BROWN HAIR and HOT RED NAILS. (I try to avoid anything that has chemical in it)

10. EAT ALL YOU CAN BUFFET wthout throwing up afterwards.

11. Hanging out with friends.

12. Doing Jumpshots. ;)

13. and so on.

Sure, I know that I cannot bring back my single life. But I hope to still do all these things even if Lilly is running around already. We can do these things together naman diba?

What do you miss doing?

Final Trimester = HELL

I haven't blogged much lately because there are just too many things going on. Mostly bad.

I'm now in the comfort of my bed trying to regain strength from all the puking I've been experiencing for 1 week now. It's my 7th month and I am all aware that puking solids at this stage is not normal.

Mum is trying her best to cook anything I want. The only food that I could shove down my throat is lugaw (which a retard made a bad comment about it yesterday when I was heating my food at the office pantry).

Ja waited for me yesterday at Shang. I tried to eat Auntie Anne's Pretzels (Cinnamon Sugar), which was my craving but I still threw up. Imagine my sister looking at me so worried. She didn't know what she'd do. She told me that in case of emergency she would call everybody for help.

Fred is also being tested lately. I often tell him that It's always his fault even if it's not. He wakes up late at night because I cannot breathe. I always make a mess in our humble apartment because I cannot control my vomitting.

Last week I went to the doctor with not so good lab results.

1. Lilly is small for her gestational age. She's small by 10-15% :|
2. I only gained 1 pound after 1 month where supposedly I should gain 4.
3. My cough is really bad that if I don't get well until Monday, we need to see a pulmonologist. My OB is afraid that I might have bronchitis and would have to drink medicine. I would like to be well ALBULARYO style.
4. I'm still anemic.

If you think first trimester was the worst part, you're hell wrong.

FINAL TRIMESTER IS HELL.

(This blog will turn 2 on July 15. I'm thinking if I would treat a lucky reader for dinner. Lemme see..)

Funny sister

When you are in your final trimester and everything seems so uncomfortable,
and you've been sick and under observation for the past week, all you need is to talk to your funny sister for enlightenment.

I don't get to see Ja everyday anymore but we always talk at night before I sleep.

She made me laugh last night.

bons:
ja: "why"
bons: "ayoko na sumuka"
ja: "di ka na susuka"
ja: "kailangan mo lang ng mantra"
ja: "maglagay ka ng itlog sa harap mo"
bons: "tapos"
ja: "tapos lagyan mo ng mantra"
ja: "na pag nakita mo yan"
ja: "DI KA NA SUSUKA"
bons: "huh???"
bons: "gaga"
ja: "totoo yun"
ja: "gaga ka dyan"

=)

My favorite MJ song sung by my ex-beau

I have a few MJ favorite songs. Man in the Mirror is one of them

James Morrison is my favorite male artist. I think he's really good.

Here's James singing my favorite MJ song


Did you like it?

Good morning.

I'm still sick. Hoping that I will be better.

I Want!

I seriously want to buy this Android phone.


I don't know if we have this in Manila.


But I have more important things to buy..


And these.. BPA-free feeding bottles. These bottles cost around 500 pesos each. :|


And a sturdy stroller.



I also have to prepare for the upcoming hospital bill when I pop, which has a lot of digits and decimal places in it..

So Android daydreaming must go.