Stupid

I was in the cab on the way to the office. Manong driver and I were listening to DZMM.

Reporter: "Tatlong lalaki nahuling sumisipsip ng gasolina mula sa tangke...."
Bons: (Nanlaki ang mata sa gulat) "Huh? Iniinom nila yung Gas?????"
Manong Driver: (tumatawa) "AY Ma'am, nagnanakaw po sila ng gas."
Bons: "Sabi sinisipsip daw?"
Manong Driver: "Mamatay po sila pag ininom nila ang Gas"
Bons: "Ah, sa bagay" Reporter: (continued and finished his report)"... Pinuno ang lalagyanan at binebenta ng 600 pesos isa."

Okay. I'm getting bobo nowadays. lol.