Happy Father's day Papa. :) We miss you so much.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
ATRIBIDA STRIKE 2!
Remember when I told you the story of a retarded woman asking me OBNOXIOUS and IRRITATING QUESTIONS????
If not, read here before continuing with this entry.
She's so back.
Last night, I was really tired. I am juggling two jobs right now so I could still shop for new clothes and shoes without feeling guilty at all. I am a full time Product Engineer in the day and a Japanese teacher at night.
I was tired. So I asked husband to buy me ice cold 7-UP (FYI This soda is allowed for pregnant mommas.)
I was so happy drinking my reward when this retarded woman commented.
Retard: "Dapat itigil mo na yan. Masama yan sa mga buntis"
I looked at Fred for comfort. He stopped me from further commenting.
I almost cried.
Leche kang babae ka. I deserve a freaking bottle of soda. I experienced a shooting spree yesterday that almost got me killed. I was dead tired and all I wanted was my cheap thrill. I don't know you woman. CAN YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?
If not, read here before continuing with this entry.
She's so back.
Last night, I was really tired. I am juggling two jobs right now so I could still shop for new clothes and shoes without feeling guilty at all. I am a full time Product Engineer in the day and a Japanese teacher at night.
I was tired. So I asked husband to buy me ice cold 7-UP (FYI This soda is allowed for pregnant mommas.)
I was so happy drinking my reward when this retarded woman commented.
Retard: "Dapat itigil mo na yan. Masama yan sa mga buntis"
I looked at Fred for comfort. He stopped me from further commenting.
I almost cried.
Leche kang babae ka. I deserve a freaking bottle of soda. I experienced a shooting spree yesterday that almost got me killed. I was dead tired and all I wanted was my cheap thrill. I don't know you woman. CAN YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Gunshot
I was craving for fries and cheeseburger so I invited Chiqui to eat at McDo in Pearl Drive.
Thank God I had to withdraw money from BDO because I could've been shot if I didn't.
We're almost at Mc Donald's when 1 civilian fired a gun to a screeching motorcycle with 2 passengers in it.
He missed.
He was aiming at our direction.
I saw him fire the gun.
I froze.
I was speechless.
The next thing I knew was that I was checking my body for any wound.
For a moment I didn't know what to do. I just grabbed Chiqui's arm and almost entered the building to my right. There were a lot of people in the area who were equally shocked as I was. BUT I SAW EVERYTHING.
The large fries couldn't offset what I was feeling.
Thank God we're fine.
I'm still freaking out though.
Thank God I had to withdraw money from BDO because I could've been shot if I didn't.
We're almost at Mc Donald's when 1 civilian fired a gun to a screeching motorcycle with 2 passengers in it.
He missed.
He was aiming at our direction.
I saw him fire the gun.
I froze.
I was speechless.
The next thing I knew was that I was checking my body for any wound.
For a moment I didn't know what to do. I just grabbed Chiqui's arm and almost entered the building to my right. There were a lot of people in the area who were equally shocked as I was. BUT I SAW EVERYTHING.
The large fries couldn't offset what I was feeling.
Thank God we're fine.
I'm still freaking out though.
Sunday, June 7, 2009
My take on the H1N1 Virus
Since last week, I've been using disposable earloop masks whenever I'm in public areas. There were a couple of times I had to take the MRT because grabbing a cab last week was pretty damn hard.
Retards at the MRT will look at me like I'm somewhat an alien from another planet. They're wondering why in the world was I wearing a mask.
I would like to yell at them and say the following:
1. Can't you see that I'm pregnant and there's a growing number of H1N1 cases in the Philippines? There are no known effects of the virus to the baby.
2. CAN'T YOU SMELL YOURSELF? Ang asim mo kaya.
I'm so serious. I was in Mercury the whole day last Friday. I checked all the masks available. There were washable ones that cost PHP 34. I'm buying a pack with 3 pcs disposable masks (Blue in color) which is around PHP 15. There's also the hard disposable one that costs around PHP 10 each. And the N95 masks are out of stock already.
40% of the people at Makati Med was wearing masks last Friday. I did too.
This morning, I came to the office wearing a mask and a lot of retards were looking at me. I just wish that they will get sick in the next days. Sorry talaga. What's wrong with you people? I know Dengue is more dangerous (I still put Off before I leave the house so I'm safe). But aren't you alarmed with the virus?
Pregnant mommas should be like me! Honestly. God knows what will happen to your little baby when you get that virus.
Sorry, my hormones are in rage again!
:))
Note: My hands are getting dry. I refill my little alcohol bottle daily. Plus I wash my hands like 4 times in an hour!
Retards at the MRT will look at me like I'm somewhat an alien from another planet. They're wondering why in the world was I wearing a mask.
I would like to yell at them and say the following:
1. Can't you see that I'm pregnant and there's a growing number of H1N1 cases in the Philippines? There are no known effects of the virus to the baby.
2. CAN'T YOU SMELL YOURSELF? Ang asim mo kaya.
I'm so serious. I was in Mercury the whole day last Friday. I checked all the masks available. There were washable ones that cost PHP 34. I'm buying a pack with 3 pcs disposable masks (Blue in color) which is around PHP 15. There's also the hard disposable one that costs around PHP 10 each. And the N95 masks are out of stock already.
40% of the people at Makati Med was wearing masks last Friday. I did too.
This morning, I came to the office wearing a mask and a lot of retards were looking at me. I just wish that they will get sick in the next days. Sorry talaga. What's wrong with you people? I know Dengue is more dangerous (I still put Off before I leave the house so I'm safe). But aren't you alarmed with the virus?
Pregnant mommas should be like me! Honestly. God knows what will happen to your little baby when you get that virus.
Sorry, my hormones are in rage again!
:))
Note: My hands are getting dry. I refill my little alcohol bottle daily. Plus I wash my hands like 4 times in an hour!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Since it has been raining..
I am craving for...
Chicago Cheesecake from Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf
Mojos from Shakey's

Lemon Squares from Mary Grace
Venti Matcha Latte in Soy Milk extra hot from Starbucks.

I told Fred about it and he was begging me to crave for things that can be found in one store. That's impossible.
I must eat these before the day ends. :( Else, I will be very depressed.
What are your cravings?
Chicago Cheesecake from Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf

Lemon Squares from Mary Grace

I told Fred about it and he was begging me to crave for things that can be found in one store. That's impossible.
I must eat these before the day ends. :( Else, I will be very depressed.
What are your cravings?
I am the Ideal Wife - NOT
My tasks:
Wash the dishes
Cook the breakfast (If I wake up early)
Fix the financial expenses
Sleep
Rest
Eat healthy
My husband's tasks:
Wash the dishes
Cook the breakfast
Go to the market
Do the weekly laundry (by hand)
Fold the clothes
Iron the office clothes
Mop the floor
Clean the bathroom
Water the plants
I told you I am not the ideal wife.
To all single ladies out there, find someone who is like Fred. :)

He was the one who volunteered to do all these things. He gets angry when I try to help.
Wash the dishes
Cook the breakfast (If I wake up early)
Fix the financial expenses
Sleep
Rest
Eat healthy
My husband's tasks:
Wash the dishes
Cook the breakfast
Go to the market
Do the weekly laundry (by hand)
Fold the clothes
Iron the office clothes
Mop the floor
Clean the bathroom
Water the plants
I told you I am not the ideal wife.
To all single ladies out there, find someone who is like Fred. :)

He was the one who volunteered to do all these things. He gets angry when I try to help.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Never do this!!!
Last night, I went to the nearest sari sari store to buy Salted egg. I suddenly craved for salted egg+crushed kamatis+lots of calamansi+crushed onions. We had fish for dinner and I wanted some red egg.
It was raining. I was waiting for my change then this retard talked to me. I don't know her at all. It was the first time I saw her in our street.
Retard: "BUNTIS KA BA????" (Are you pregnant?)
Bons: "Yeah. Bakit?" (Yeah, Why?)
Retard: "AKALA KO HINDI" (I thought you weren't)
Note: Pabalang siya magsalita.
I ran back to the house, looked for Fred who was doing the laundry and cried.
Never, never piss off a pregnant woman. We are very sensitive.
Note: Never never touch my tummy unless you ask permission or I wanted you to do so. Please lang.
It was raining. I was waiting for my change then this retard talked to me. I don't know her at all. It was the first time I saw her in our street.
Retard: "BUNTIS KA BA????" (Are you pregnant?)
Bons: "Yeah. Bakit?" (Yeah, Why?)
Retard: "AKALA KO HINDI" (I thought you weren't)
Note: Pabalang siya magsalita.
I ran back to the house, looked for Fred who was doing the laundry and cried.
Never, never piss off a pregnant woman. We are very sensitive.
Note: Never never touch my tummy unless you ask permission or I wanted you to do so. Please lang.
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